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November 26, 2013


5 (who?)
The Basics
1.) Your name: shit face
2.) Nicknames: fgt
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: they suit me hnng
4.) Location: in your asshole
5.) Age: 16
6.) Birthday: 8.1.1997
7.) Zodiac sign: dick
8.) Parents names: mom and dad :I
9.) Siblings?: 2 brothers (ages 8 and 20)
10.) Pets: a blue pussy (NO NOT A BLUE WAFFLE OH MY GOD)
11.) Number of rooms in your house: dick
12.) Religion: none ew
13.) If so-practicing?: whut
14.) Male or Female?: male
15.) Is your family close?: get out

What are your favorite
16.) Foods: food
17.) TV shows: adventure tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee
18.) Movies: I have too many
19.) Actors: dick
20.) Actresses: dickdickdick
21.) Books: I don't read
22.) Artists: everyone else on this goddamn site
24.) Video Games: Pokemon Sonic and Zelda
26.) Outfits: dick
27.) Stores: dickkk
28.) Sports: ew
29.) Colors: blue black and green
30.) Numbers: .....I'm not even gonna... -__-
31.) Websites: stuff
32.) Cartoons characters: ehehegdhdgf
34.) Made For TV Movies: dick
35.) Comedians: dick
36.) Comediennes: the fuck
37.) Hair products: dick
38.) Makeup Products: lolno
39.) Kind of Pens: they feel good up my ass
40.) Kind of Shows: porn
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: umm
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: shampoo
44.) Game Systems: oh my god
46.) Snacks: dicks
47.) Past times: whut
48.) Things to do on the weekend: masturbate
49.) Magazines: playboy
50.) Animals: fucking cats and wolves

51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: dick
52.) Favorite sweatpants: dick
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: dickdickdick
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: yeah we have to
55.) Do you like it?: EW GROSS NO
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: dick
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: idk
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: idk
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: shoes
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: whutt
61.) Do you wear hats?: I LOVE TOP HATS HAHVPSIJDOMXBCKGUF <333
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: no
63.) If so, what?: lip piercing?
64.) Do you wear belts?: no
65.) Do you wear skirts?: shit
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: LOLNO
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: the fuck
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: I WEAR YO GRANDAD'S CLOTHES, I LOOK INCREDIBLE
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: lolno
70.) If so, what is it like?: dick

71.) What are your grades like?: why you wanna know
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: kinda
73.) Are you failing anything?: nope
74.) Do you take a language?: yes
75.) If so which language?: Spanish
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: I like them all
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: we don't use lockers anymore
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: no
79.) If so, with what?: ass
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: not anymore
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: not anymore
82.) Do you take art?: asdf
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: driven
84.) Do you like school?: LOOOOOOOOOOL
85.) How big is your school?: big
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: yep
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: I would love to go back to my old hometown -.-
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: lolno
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: lolno
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: lolno
91.) What color is your room?: jizz white
92.) Is it messy or clean?: dick
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: my semen from jerking off
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: no
95.) If so, of what?: ass
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: no
97.) A computer?: yes
98.) A radio?: no
99.) An alarm clock?: no
100.) A stereo?: no
101.) What is under your bed?: me
102.) Do you have a big closet?: I have a big closet lesbian that hangs out in there all day
103.) Do you write on your walls?: no
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: anal beads
105.) If so, what design?: pff
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: lolno
107.) If so, of what?: semennnnnnnnnnnnnn
108.) Do you decorate your door?: lolno
109.) With what?: ASSSSSSSS
110.) What color is your carpet?: tan like a mexican
111.) What are you favorite bands?: not listing them
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: no
113.) How many exactly?: no
114.) Do you download music?: yes illegally
115.) What are your favorite songs?: NO
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: yeah
117.) Do you like loud music?: depends
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: YESSSS people do that when they pick up their kids it's annoying
119.) Do you like rap?: no cause I'm white
120.) Do you like country?: GOD NO

121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: dick
122.) Are you a couch potato?: potato
123.) Do you watch the news?: yeah I mean you kinda have to
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: lolno
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: no
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: no
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: dick
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: dick
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: dick
130.) What is your take on commercials?: go die
131.) How big is your TV?: about as big as mah DI-
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: dick
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: not really
134.) Do you like dramas?: god no
135.) Do you like comedies?: yes
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: idc
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: no
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: ew gross no
139.) Do you watch music videos?: I used to
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren t living in the 80's?: I don't even know what you're talking about

141.) Religion?: none
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: lolno
142.) Pro-life?: NOOO
143.) Pro-choice?: YES
144.) Are you a virgin?: no
145.) Do you believe in God?: satin
146.) Jesus?: Christ
147.) Allah?: no but I think that don't drop that durk durk guy does
148.) Buddha?: he fat
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: no
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas?: that santa can also be spelled like satan
151.) Who are some of your friends?: I'LL BE THERE FOR YOOOOOUUUUUUUU
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: yes......?
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: all of them
154.) Craziest?: probably me
155.) Weirdest?: me
156.) Prettiest: everyone's prettier than me asdfgh
157.) Fanciest?: I say
158.) Sportiest?: the fuck
159.) Girliest?: dick
160.) Mellowest?: dick
161.) Stupidest?: dick
162.) Smartest?: dick
163.) Thugest?: dick
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: dick
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: what is this kindergarten
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: LOLNO
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: yes
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: sure
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: yes
170.) Are you part of a clique?: if you count internet loving gaming tards as a clique then yeah
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: FFF no
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: not really... at least, I don't think
173.) Where did you meet them?: DA
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: Laughing Jack? *o*
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: no
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: no
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: whut
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: one day I think I could manage
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: no
180.) How is this survey so far?: fUCKING GAY
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: WHAT
182.) Punk/Emo: emo because everyone calls me that
183.) Rock/Rap: rock
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: neither
185.) Justin/Clay: who
186.) Ruben/Clay: who
187.) Cat/Dog: CAT ALWAYS
188.) PS2/Xbox: xbox
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVDs
190.) Cds/Tapes: CDs
191.) Big screen/small screen: derp
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: home
193.) Popcorn/Candy: dick
194.) Jacket/Coat: dick
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: dickdickdick
196.) sister/brother: the fuck
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: NO
199.) Art/Computer: ???
200.) Laptop/Desktop: mac
201.) Pepsi/Coke: coke-cain
202.) Orange/Apple: neither
203.) Phone/Computer: comp
204.) Email/Letters: text
205.) Big/Small: ........
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: ew
207.) Baby/Toddler: NONONONONONONO
208.) 16/21: ????????
209.) CSI/24: STOP
210.) Superman/Spiderman: BATMAN
211.) Kilborn/Conan: WHO ARE THEY
212.) Letterman/Leno: HSGSGCBFYDBDH
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: NCBCVSVXYSHSJ
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: DFSHG
216.) Boxers/Briefs: ..........
217.) Pants/Skirts: wow
218.) Skirts/Skorts: srsly
219.) Fork/Spoon: KNIFE >:3
220.) People/InTouch: ???

Are you
221.) Gothic?: no
222.) a freak?: yeah pretty much
223.) a computer nerd?: TRUE
224.) a science freak?: no
225.) a sports fan?: no
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: the fuck
227.) a class clown?: I can be
228.) funny?: I amuse myself all the time. But that's because I'm retarded
229.) serious?: I can be
230.) intellectual?: whut
231.) an LOTR nerd?: whut
232.) a failure?: yeah
233.) a success?: lolno
234.) a loser?: very much so
235.) popular?: lolno
236.) lazy?: TRUE
237.) outgoing?: can be
238.) shy?: yes
239.) friendly?: yes
240.) easily annoyed?: yes
241.) tolerant of others views?: for the most part yeah
242.) addicted to crack?: ......
243.) addicted to any other drug?: shit
244.) a partier?: no
245.) naturally hyperactive?: YES
246.) wild?: no???
247.) sporty?: no
248.) smelly?: no
249.) an insomniac?: no
251.) a criminal?: GOD NO
252.) a crackpot?: NO
253.) a bookworm?: gummy worm
254.) hairy?: NO
255.) good at playing basketball?: kind of
256.) in high school?: yes
257.) in prison?: lol you're funny
258.) from mars?: no I came out of a vagina
259.) straight?: yes
260.) gay?: no

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: that's it I quit

Ain't nobody got time for all dis :iconsweetbrownplz:
I actually had fun doing this wow :stare:
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invaderrainbow Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
see this is why I love you

everything you say makes me laugh :stare:
i-poke-everyone Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013

just read all of it.... I think I should worry about you

(by read all of it I mean skimming through and seeing almost everything was jizz dicks and ass so I got lazy)


more importantly who has time to think of random questions
outmost433 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
jesus does
jesus has allllll da time in da world
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